Lyrics to How To Meet Girls
| Lyrics | Time | Stars |
| · She's A Sleestak Lyrics | 3:20 | 0 |
| · Pervert Lyrics | 2:38 | 0 |
| · Pantera Fans In Love Lyrics | 3:20 | 0 |
| · Life On Mars Lyrics | 3:42 | 0 |
| · Lamer Than Lame Lyrics | 3:37 | 0 |
| · Jonathan Lyrics | 2:20 | 0 |
| · For You Lyrics | 1:58 | 0 |
| · Feeling Bad Lyrics | 2:19 | 0 |
| · Courtney Lyrics | 2:49 | 0 |
| · 5000 Ways To Die Lyrics | 2:59 | 85 |
| · Vivien Lyrics | 0 |
| Albums | Year | Tracks |
| · American Cheese Lyrics | 2002 | 22 |
| · How To Meet Girls Lyrics | 2000 | 22 |
| · Nerf Herder Lyrics | 1996 | 18 |
| · Nerf Herder IV Lyrics | 2008 | 2 |